Kardashian Fitness Plan Headed to Malibu

Kourtney Kardashian

L.A.'s sick standards of beauty have reached yet another real woman once proud of her curves. Despite building a career on their bodies, L.A.'s celebutante Kardashian sisters have alas been done in by the pressure, now shilling about town for Quick Trim's fat-loss, diet, and cleansing products. Between Twittering on about their famous butts going bye-bye, Khloe Kardashian will be doling out the pills in the flesh at this Sunday's Miss Malibu Pageant and avoiding Triplett's gourmet cookies, we assume.