"Your mama dresses you funny!" We'll withhold said commentary on Posh Spice's smallest Beckham boy, who appears to be the perfect age for dressing like an astronaut to eat churrascaria at Fogo de Chao on his birthday. Keifer Sutherland, on the other hand, needs to be informed way before he reaches Madeo, that man-purses don't fly around here once you store your giant backpack at the hostel. Where else have celebrities been drawing attention while dining in L.A.?
Boa: Derrick Whibley ate all by his lonesome, drawing rumors he's been jettisoned by Avril Lavigne. [Splash News Online]
Farmers Market: Good Charlotte's Joel Madden took his daughter veggie-hunting. [Faded Youth Blog]
Fogo de Chao: Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham brought her boys (one wore an astronaut's uniform) for Brazilian food at a birthday celebration. [x17 Online]
H-Wood: Katy Perry got into a food fight and was hit by flying cake. [Contact Music]
Hugo's: Hillary Duff looked a little pale while leaving with her Dodger-capped dude. [Gossip Teen]
Giorgio Baldi: Rihanna dined in Zebra-striped heels, shades, and a new-wave hairdo. [Rihanna Photos]