Want all the fun of cocaine without all the hassle? AGWA de Bolivia is a 60-proof liquor made from coca leaves that are treated to remove all those pesky cocaine alkaloids, the company says. (The leaves do come from the Andes Mountains and are shipped in 2,000-kilo bales protected by armed guards, so that part is still the same.) Look for it at a liquor store near you for $33 - $38 a bottle. Much cheaper than the real stuff, too.