No doubt punking your celebrity friends brings a surplus of bad karma, but it's hard to believe Ashton Kutcher could be stupid enough to stray from Cougartown in public and kiss a non-Demi dame at Madeo. Nonetheless, that's what Star Magazine reports today, claiming a confidential eyewitness informant spotted the Kutch with some new hooch, pinning a twenty-something against the wall at the Beverly Hills Italian restaurant and kissing her. Kutcher is now asking Dude, Where's My Lawyer and defending himself on Twitter. The star writes, "I think Star magazine calling me a "cheater" qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees." While we drink in a little Hollywood scandal over lunch, check out where else celebs, both currently in and out of commitments, have been eating in L.A. this past week.
Café Luxxe: Brooke Sheilds nursed a damaged paw over dinner in Brentwood. [People]
Chateau Marmot: Married funny people Emily Blunt and John Krasinski had dinner on the patio, reportedly looking all "super-cute" and stuff. [People]
Umami Burger Santa Monica: Former MTV and current ESPN reporter Chris Connelly had lunch with a friend, while Andre Royo walked through holding his child's hand. [Grub Street]