• Robert DeNiro made a controversial joke about waiters at The Golden Globes being deported last night that drew gasps from the audience. [TMZ]
• Food banks are increasingly having to accept junk food to meet demand, despite it not being at the top of their “most wanted” lists. [NPR]
• An industry is forming to trick out food truck kitchens in an effort to accommodate the kind of cooking not envisioned by the people who installed them. [NY Times]
• It’s not just the now-underwater Drift Café affected by Brisbane’s flooding: Industry experts estimate that 200 restaurants and thousands of restaurant-industry employees have sustained financial losses. [Brisbane Times AU]
• Restaurants like Donatella and Pulino’s in New York, and Domino’s Pizza, are offering breakfast pies. In case you need the purpose of this spelled out, Donatella Arpaia named her egg-topped creation “the hangover pizza.” [NRN]
• Chains such as Walgreens, Target, and CVS are stocking more and more food, including ready-to-eat prepared items like salad and sushi. Yeah, we wouldn’t eat that if we were you. [NYT]
• Sri Lanka is the latest nation to suffer flooding, and it’s widely feared that decimated food crops will lead to higher prices. [FT]