Heart Attack Grill Customer Goes Into Cardiac Arrest; Jamie Oliver Finds a Hidden Fortune

Cant say no one saw this coming: A customer eating a Triple Bypass Burger at a Las Vegas Heart Attack Grill location went into cardiac arrest. [Daily Mail UK]

As if we needed more proof that Jamie Oliver has a Midas touch: More than £1 million worth of goods including jewels, gold and original Joy Division recordings were found in the basement of his new restaurant, which is located in an old bank. [Daily Mail UK]

Vladimir Putin balls so hard: Dude's got his own line of vodka. It's called "Kremlin Award." [NYP]

Newt Gingrich stopped by El Monte's Cielito Lindo restaurant yesterday to try to eat a dozen tacos convince Latino voters that he cares. [HuffPo]

More Twinkie trouble! If a bankruptcy judge approves Hostess Brands' plans to cut workers' health care and pensions, union members will go on strike. [USAT]

Kellogg's is about to buy Pringles from Procter & Gamble for $2.7 billion. That's a lot of pops. [WSJ]

A North Carolina pre-school "forced a child to eat a school lunch and billed the parent" after it deemed the four-year old's lunch unhealthy. Naturally, Rush Limbaugh has stepped in and blamed Michelle Obama. [Greeley Gazette]