Charlie Sheen’s lawyers sent a cease-and-desist letter to a classy New York strip club called Cheetahs, claiming the Charlie Sheen Room, a VIP area that served sushi off naked dancers, could hurt their client’s reputation. Threatening millions in damages, Team Sheen insisted his name be removed from the den of naughty maki and sticky rice, or else. The president of Cheetahs said Sheen’s name wasn’t doing much for business anyway, assuring that the naked sushi room is “not where you do crack.” [Page Six/NYP]