Choclatique Releases Truffles We Can Believe In

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As is often the case in politics, the only difference is on the outside Photo: Choclatique

Ah, partisan politics has never looked so sweet, though our Commander-in-Chief does seem pretty partial to ice cream. Beverly Hills' Choclatique just hatched these new white chocolate truffles under the "Capitol Collection" name, filled with dark chocolate ganache and decorated in both red elephants and blue donkeys. The truffles are available only through election time and lest you think the confectioner is merely trying to profit off our nation's collective frustration with those jerks in "the other party," it will also be donating 15% of website sales proceeds to Operation Homefront. The truffles are priced at $30 for a box of fifteen, and there's even a bi-partisan box to end all arguments, with orders available online.