McDonald’s plans to steal the sunshine from those new school lunches by offering all Southern Cali kids from kindergarten through 8th grade a free breakfast on September 4 from 6:00-9:00 A.M. The offer is for “healthy” maple oatmeal with fruit and not a sausage patty that ages as slowly as Dorian Gray, but still, this is the highly addictive McDonald’s we’re talking about, so forgive any skepticism towards its altruistic instincts. [SB]