Brad A. Johnson's experiences at Laurel Hardware sound much more like our own than Jonathan Gold's did, as the Time Out critic calls out the vintage signage and tree-lined patio as the restaurant's best features. "Like the stereotypical blonde bombshell who looks good in a bikini, there unfortunately isn't much going on upstairs," he writes, calling the kitchen "lazy," dealing with a dingbat of a hostess "who couldn't care less" (oh yeah, we think we met her!), and decrying burgers as "overcooked", the salad "rotten," and pizza as "gummy." One-star gets hammered into the threshold. [Time Out]



