If you're dead-set on December being the end of days, Slater's 50/50 has a fairly appetizing apocalypse on the horizon. Next month the chain will release its "Armageddon Burger," featuring a 1/3-pound meatloaf patty made from a blend of 50% ground beef and 50% ground bacon with rendered pancetta. The burger is then wrapped in bacon and layered with shaved prosciutto on a bacon pretzel bun, with chipotle ketchup and arugula providing the only things close to vegetable matter.



