When it comes to celebrity sighting schadenfreude, everything fails in comparison to seeing Kanye West slam his already swollen head on a metal sign outside of 9021Pho this week, shortly before someone scratched up his $750,000 Lamborghini. Nonetheless, we are duty-bound to report the latest in where stars eat and just have to soldier on. This week, Robert Pattinson caught forty winks in the car after a night out at Chateau Marmont, Puffy had his ride pulled over outside of Soho House, Stevie Wonder stopped by H.O.M.E. to celebrate his special day, Denzel detoxed with a visit to M Cafe, and Bullworth mates Warren Beatty and Halle Berry narrowly missed each other at Rivabella. For all this and more, check out this week's celebrity restaurant sightings.
Beverly Hills: That Real Housewives lady, Lisa Vanderpump, scouted locations for her new restaurant you're never going to go to. [Daily Mail]
M Café: Denzel Washington came in for a detox juice, tuna salad, and dilled tofu salad, with theories that he was coming from a big workout. [GS]
Soho House: Sean "P. Whateverthefuckyoucallhimnow" Combs had his ride pulled over after stopping to enter the club, with some snitch reporting a gun in the car. The driver and bodyguard were let go when LAPD found nothing. Welcome to Los Angeles. [LAist]
Whole Foods: January Jones apparently purchased a small human child at the grocery store. [Celebuzz]