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This Monstrous Swedish Pizza Is Even Worse Than Hot-Dog Pizza

Why?
Why? Photo: Nya Gul and Bla/Facebook

For some reason, people keep insisting on messing with pizza: Pizza Hut brought America the hot-dog-stuffed crust sacrilege, and now the team at Sweden’s Nya Gul & Blå pizzeria has given Swedes the Vulkan — an alleged “pizza” that, somewhat remarkably, doesn’t even appear to have a bottom.

It’s just a ring of six calzone thingies filled with cheese and a meat like bacon or prosciutto, with a salad, fries, a glop of tzatziki sauce, and a solitary banana pepper in the center.

If the hot-dog pizza begs for flatware in order to be eaten, this thing needs a knife, ketchup, and a pair of salad tongs.

[Nya Gul & Blå/Facebook]

This Monstrous Swedish Pizza Is Even Worse Than Hot-Dog Pizza